Yankee Fan #1 Jay Z Shipping Robinson Cano Off To Seattle Is Laugh Out Loud Funny

If I’m being truthful I don’t really care that Robinson Cano signed with the Mariners. The Yankees are an absolute non factor in my mind. They haven’t been relevant since last century. But I’d by lying if I said I didn’t get a kick of the fact that Jay Z was the one who orchastred this whole deal. Yankee fan #1. The guy who made a Yankees hat more famous than the players or whatever the fuck he says. Yup that guy just took the Yankees best player and shipped him off to the baseball equivalent of Syberia. Just took a giant dump on the city of New York. It’s too perfect. It would be like Steven King becoming Pedroia’s agent and having him sign with the Astros.